Anonymous asked: Fag
okay…? point being?
I hope you will excuse Courtney Paschall for being absent from your infested sex-ed class. I know she has been absent 47 times, but she had to stay home and help her father build a vibrator…she would have made it if she hadn’t caught her taint in the mechanical bull.
—Excerpt from the Mad Lib we just completed
Do your friends refer to you as ‘that old XXL Butt Plug?’
—Line from a Mad Lib we just completed
I just drank 3 energy shots and a coffee beverage. That’s about 600 mg of caffeine.
This shift is about to get interesting….